omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

a-real-life-shark:

gideonpines:

mishacakes:

my eating habits are so horrible how am i still alive: an autobiography

now includes the bestselling sequel, “jesus christ how do i still have teeth. oh my god i’m so sorry”

finishing the exciting trilogy with “goodbye world i just ate four plates of spaghetti”

departured:

I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

westboro-tavros-church:

macarena-of-time:

i don’t think josh hutcherson is hot at all

westboro-tavros-church:

macarena-of-time:

i don’t think josh hutcherson is hot at all